Mike's Mouth

That darn Nick! I can’t believe he secretly filmed Mike and I having an intimate moment with our bowl of Ramen Noodles!

Hey, guys, it’s mouth here. I know it’s been a while since you last heard from me. Mike and I have been busy eating Ramen Noodles and painting toenails. Here’s a shot of us at a Baseball game eating some DELICIOUS cotton candy. Num!

I haven’t had a chance to post an update in a while because Mike keeps shoving Jimmy’s John in me.

I’m offering a reward to the first person who convinces Mike to eat something other than Jimmy John’s. The reward? Kisses.

Jimmy John’s? Mike’s been pounding John’s big subs in me for the past 4 days. I mean, it was delicious the first day but on day 4 I’m just not in the mood anymore. Sigh…

Mike and I go to Denny’s a lot. He fed me a super delicious Grand Slam. I sucked on the eggs and gnawed on the bacon. So scrumptious!

Hey John, its Mike. Just kidding, you’re Jimmy John and I’m Mike’s Mouth. I hope you like Scions because I put your beef sandwich all over my mouth and then threw it up on the Scion. Uh oh, gotta go, the real John is calling.

Oh, how this video takes me down memory lane! This is from a while back when my idea for a blog was just a twinkle in Mike’s eye. It brings me great joy to finally publish this video of Mike and I sucking down some hot chocolate from Denny’s. Sigh…

SALAD? I don’t know what Mike was thinking today. I got really excited when we pulled into Burger King but I almost dropped my jaw when we rolled out of there with a salad. Today sucks.

Breakfast is cool. Mike took me to IHOP today, the International House Of PANCAKES. He shoveled a delicious steak omelette in me piece by piece and I loved it. Thanks, Mike!